I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not

Hah, husband? Who are we kidding

urbancatfitters:

do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that

rabioheab:

• every U.S. president was really just one guy in many different disguises
• the sun is flat
• when played backwards and sped up the audio from “bee movie” is the words to an ancient hunting chant
• birds are not real they are government spy robots
• the letter “K” does not exist