puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
phlynn: roasting marshmallows over an open laptop charger
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer do you know what happens when i get near a computer
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